top of page

Mike's Night Before Christmas - 2020 Edition

Twas my night before Christmas, when all through my town

Some neighbors were MAGAts, they supported a clown.

Their political sign still stood in their yard

As if their man's loss had left them quite scarred.

A holiday film & a bottle of booze

Would distract me from this & would help me to snooze.

Since I have never seen it before

"It's A Wonderful Life" my eve has in store.

When there on my phone came a shake & a beeping,

I picked it up quickly, some people were sleeping!

I looked at the post, my eyes started to roll.

Today of all days, it's an internet troll?

I went to his profile so that I can block

This waste of good oxygen, a loud mouthed cock.

It's time to relax & enjoy this old movie.

A needed distraction since I've felt rather moody.

A rough year it's been for me & for all,

This raging pandemic has made many fall.

I try to speak out in order to cope.

It's all I can do to cling on to hope.

The stories I see make me pick up my flask.

Because of their freedumbs, they won't wear a mask.

They whine & they moan til their mouth is a froth

They seem to be scared of a small piece of cloth.

I sipped more whiskey as I looked at the screen

It's been a long time since this next film I've seen.

I nuke some popcorn, channel surf past golf.

Then quickly sit down to start watching Rudolph.

One of my favorites since I was a kid

Stop motion animation I wish they still did.

Holiday films can be a bit droll

But this labor of love is just so full of soul.

The movie plays on as I notice my wince,

I ponder what's happened on last Christmas since.

The world has completely turned upside down.

A pandemic still rages across every town.

This year made a lot of folks cry.

Because their loved ones didn't have to die.

Some people ignored all science & reason

While cheering a racist who's guilty of treason.

When seeing injustice, we should raise a fuss

But today, all we ask is, "What's in it for us?"

A nation divided by violence & hate,

And all under the guise of "making us great."

Sometimes I get hate when I say what I think.

And that my good friends is one reason I drink.

I will always make jokes to help numb the pain,

They make me feel better & help keep me sane.

So think about this as you go on your way,

If I don't make you laugh, then please go away.

To those who debate everything that I do,

Yourself with a broomstick I wish you would screw.

To all my good friends who just finished this rhyme,

May your holiday be a jolly good time.

Good health & happiness I hope you have plenty.

Let the next year commence, fuck off 2020!

Featured Posts
Recent Posts
Check back soon
Once posts are published, you’ll see them here.
Search By Tags
Follow Me
  • Facebook Basic Square
  • Twitter Basic Square
  • Google+ Basic Square
bottom of page