Mike's Night Before Christmas - 2020 EditionTwas my night before Christmas, when all through my townSome neighbors were MAGAts, they supported a clown.Their political sign still stood in their yardAs if their man's loss had left them quite scarred. A holiday film & a bottle of boozeWould distract me from this & would help me to snooze.Since I have never seen it before"It's A Wonderful Life" my eve has in store. When there on my phone came a shake & a beeping,I picked it up quickly, some people were sleeping!I looked at the post, my eyes started to roll.Today of all days, it's an internet troll? I went to his profile so that I can blockThis waste of good oxygen, a loud mouthed cock.It's time to relax & enjoy this old movie.A needed distraction since I've felt rather moody. A rough year it's been for me & for all,This raging pandemic has made many fall.I try to speak out in order to cope.It's all I can do to cling on to hope. The stories I see make me pick up my flask.Because of their freedumbs, they won't wear a mask.They whine & they moan til their mouth is a frothThey seem to be scared of a small piece of cloth. I sipped more whiskey as I looked at the screenIt's been a long time since this next film I've seen.I nuke some popcorn, channel surf past golf.Then quickly sit down to start watching Rudolph. One of my favorites since I was a kidStop motion animation I wish they still did.Holiday films can be a bit drollBut this labor of love is just so full of soul. The movie plays on as I notice my wince,I ponder what's happened on last Christmas since.The world has completely turned upside down.A pandemic still rages across every town. This year made a lot of folks cry.Because their loved ones didn't have to die.Some people ignored all science & reasonWhile cheering a racist who's guilty of treason.When seeing injustice, we should raise a fussBut today, all we ask is, "What's in it for us?"A nation divided by violence & hate,And all under the guise of "making us great." Sometimes I get hate when I say what I think.And that my good friends is one reason I drink.I will always make jokes to help numb the pain,They make me feel better & help keep me sane. So think about this as you go on your way,If I don't make you laugh, then please go away.To those who debate everything that I do,Yourself with a broomstick I wish you would screw. To all my good friends who just finished this rhyme,May your holiday be a jolly good time.Good health & happiness I hope you have plenty.Let the next year commence, fuck off 2020!
Twas my night before Christmas, when all through my townSome neighbors were MAGAts, they supported a clown.Their political sign still stood in their yardAs if their man's loss had left them quite scarred. A holiday film & a bottle of boozeWould distract me from this & would help me to snooze.Since I have never seen it before"It's A Wonderful Life" my eve has in store. When there on my phone came a shake & a beeping,I picked it up quickly, some people were sleeping!I looked at the post, my eyes started to roll.Today of all days, it's an internet troll? I went to his profile so that I can blockThis waste of good oxygen, a loud mouthed cock.It's time to relax & enjoy this old movie.A needed distraction since I've felt rather moody. A rough year it's been for me & for all,This raging pandemic has made many fall.I try to speak out in order to cope.It's all I can do to cling on to hope. The stories I see make me pick up my flask.Because of their freedumbs, they won't wear a mask.They whine & they moan til their mouth is a frothThey seem to be scared of a small piece of cloth. I sipped more whiskey as I looked at the screenIt's been a long time since this next film I've seen.I nuke some popcorn, channel surf past golf.Then quickly sit down to start watching Rudolph. One of my favorites since I was a kidStop motion animation I wish they still did.Holiday films can be a bit drollBut this labor of love is just so full of soul. The movie plays on as I notice my wince,I ponder what's happened on last Christmas since.The world has completely turned upside down.A pandemic still rages across every town. This year made a lot of folks cry.Because their loved ones didn't have to die.Some people ignored all science & reasonWhile cheering a racist who's guilty of treason.When seeing injustice, we should raise a fussBut today, all we ask is, "What's in it for us?"A nation divided by violence & hate,And all under the guise of "making us great." Sometimes I get hate when I say what I think.And that my good friends is one reason I drink.I will always make jokes to help numb the pain,They make me feel better & help keep me sane. So think about this as you go on your way,If I don't make you laugh, then please go away.To those who debate everything that I do,Yourself with a broomstick I wish you would screw. To all my good friends who just finished this rhyme,May your holiday be a jolly good time.Good health & happiness I hope you have plenty.Let the next year commence, fuck off 2020!